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Board Novel #5 - Shit Goose
I almost forgot about Board Novels, and only today i began to write the fifth one. Not only that, i'm running out of ideas sadly, so here's a rushed work.
One nice day on /funkg/, when one of the anons got a boner from the VS Velma reboot out of his oldgennery from 2021, he saw another mod on Gamebanana called VS Shit Goose.
"Another one of these shitty low effort mods by untalented kids i assume", he said, but still decided to try it out anyway.
Everything about the mod was shitty. Storyline, graphics, charting, and especially music. It almost sounded like Sergeant Braphog's vidya raig, or how kids these day call it, "crashouts". The goose was poorly drawn and... brown for whatever reason.
The mod had five songs - Shit Goose, Jakeflark, Dinglefucks, a cover of Ballistic from VS Whitty and one more yet to discover. So Anon played the cover first, then the actual week, but then he got jumpscared in an unusual way.
Anon left a negative review on the mod's GB page after beating the second song, but then thirdway through the third song, the quality SUDDENLY changed to be hella amazing. The shi(f)t in quality was so sudden that he shat himself in the pants.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" He screamed in shock and kept playing through the mod.
After he beat the mod, he got a message from Shit Goose:
"I AM SHIT GOOSE, MEET ME AT SIX"
Then the game crashed.
"What in the motherfucking fa choo happened?" Anon was puzzled and began plucking hair out of his ass as if he was a stereotypical Kanye West stan, then he put all his hair into a bag and threw it into the window.
The bag went into the window of another Anon who was jakeing it to Ragapom on /aco/, and it went right into his head.
"COCKFUCKS!!!" other Anon screamed in pain, then did the Ricardo Milos dance.
Our Anon then decided to take a break and chill out, drinking teas, playing vidya gems without raig and talking to his homeboy Bebgi. Do not laugh at Bebgi's inches, they're serious btw.
When 6 PM came...
Nothing happened.
Hmm, where did that goose go? Meh, that mod was probably a scarebait. Surely, what could possibly go wrong? Anon spend the rest of the day normally.
Suddenly, Anon woke up at 3 am only to...
Take a piss, wash his hands and go back to bed.
He woke up doing all his necessities, then he decided to go outsi-
I AM SHIT GOOSE, YOUR THEM FUCKED
Oh hell no, Shit Goose came for real.
Anon screamed in sheer terror and shat his pants again. The goose attacked. While Anon tried to change his pants, he was punching the everloving shit out of Shit Goose and countering its attacks.
And when Anon changed his pants, he decided to strange Shit Goose for long enough to kill it.
Shit Goose died, then the FNF mod Anon played yesterday opened by itself. A new song got unlocked called Gooseshat. Anon played it and it was pretty good.
Then Anon accidentally slammed his nutsack into Bebgi's aunt's vase and it broke.
Well shit brother.
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