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Board Novel #2 - Mario's New Life
This is apart of the FNF mod "Board Anthology" and is canon to the lore, but the characters in this particular story should be considered separate from their canon counterparts. The Super Mario franchise is owned by Nintendo.
It's commonly known that Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach, and Mario has to constantly save her. At one point, Bowser was fed up with doing the same thing over and over again. However, things took a dark turn when one day, Mario found out about the truth. At first, Peach was genuinely getting kidnapped by Bowser, but then she developed a huge crush on him, hiding it from the unassuming Mario. Peach then got Bowser's minions to build a castle just to chill with Bowser and began living there, with Mario mistaking it as Bowser kidnapping her again. Later on, she got a bit too turned on and admitted her crush to Bowser, which really startled him. Peach even told Kamek to create a clone of her to keep the Mushroom Kingdom active while the real one unleashes her perverted desires to Bowser in the Koopa castle's basement.
One day, Peach got herself stuck in a washing machine and asked Bowser to get her out, but he didn't. Instead, he went roundaboundy with her and recorded it with her permission. It was uploaded on a personal website which only a few people had access to. Everything went wrong when /v/-tan's universe traveling adoptive son leaked the video, causing Mario to find out. He was traumatized at first, but didn't want to say anything to Peach, because he was afraid to lose her, as he thought that they were still in relationship. Peach pretended she still loved Mario to confuse him even further. Then the poor, poor plumber coped with it and became interested in it. He no longer cared about Peach cheating on him with Bowser, and he found the leaked video attractive.
While Mario was enjoying himself home alone, a red amogus came to pester him, ruining the fun. Then Luigi came home and began arguing with his brother, advicing him to start dating Rosalina instead. Well, at least our green Italian friend with a gold heart has a stable and genuine relationship with Daisy. Two months later, Peach admitted everything to Mario, but the latter counter admitted in cucking at her and Bowser, which made the two feel weird. Mario was depressed from being unable to find a perfect girlfriend and began injecting liquid 1up mushrooms into his bloodstream. He needed advices to look for a loving and caring significant other that would establish the fragile relationship. He begged Toad, Yoshi and even Wario to give him advices, to no avail.
Eventually, Mario decided to travel across the Mushroom Kingdom and found Rosalina. He explained everything to her. Overtime they shared a bond that was getting closer, and finally, Mario began dating Rosalina.
And then idk how to continue the story.
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